A Washington, DC press photographer vents about the political wranglings in our Nation's Capital.
I have been convinced I am wrong (last in a three part series)
Published on November 23, 2007 By joe-pro-photographer In Politics
I repent! I am on my knees! (Mind out of the gutter). I have been convinced. I see the light! I have sinned! Forgive me, please, forgive me!

Bush is a great man. He is the finest example of a leader I've ever seen. Let's start from the start, even before W was elected. He knew he was incompetent on foreign policy, so he enlisted the help of a top, unbiased expert in the field: the ambassador of Saudi Arabia. Yes, he got private tutoring sessions from the Ambassador, and was quickly brought up to speed on all things international. No, I really don't think this has anything to do with the climbing gas prices. That's because of Hurricane Katrina! Boy, are you wacked.

Then, after elected, 9/11 changed the face of the earth. We were attacked, so Bush went after the terrorists (well, at first, anyway). Then he did something very brave, indeed, he waged a TWO FRONT WAR. Afghanistan and Iraq. How ballsy is that? Yeee Ha! Then, just to be extra smart, he put Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary. Now, I know, Rummy has gotten a lot of flack for his snowflakes, but still. He whipped the DOD right into shape, didn't he? Let's hear it for "small, tactical forces" instead of "overwhelming victory". And who needs the Joint Chief of Staffs as an independent voice, anyway? They're just a bunch of old generals. Rummy's approach to them was a stroke of genius.

Oh, I know, Powell (that little wimp) wanted a full -fledge, drown them with guns so they can't pop up again, assault. But that dissenter soon got his come-upance. Yup, Bush fired his no good ass and replaced him with Rice. She's really an independent thinker, now, isn't she!

Then, just for good measure, he told the American People we must invade Iraq because SH was going to bomb us at any minute! WE MUST FIGHT THEM THERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM HERE. THEY HAVE YELLOW CAKE! DOOM IS IMMINENT! That nasty SH, I know, let's have a policy of debathication so we don't have any leaders at all left in Iraq and we'll have exhiles run the country -- even though they have no support of the population. That's true forward thinking. That's thinking outside the box.

So then the war is over, and Bush declared victory. "Mission Accomplished". Wow, in short order, too. I'm really glad he kept the casualty numbers (of Iraq civilians) top secret, we don't need to know that stuff, same with the ever rising number of violent incidents in the following months (and years). I wanted to hear about Terri Schaivo and that murdering husband who tried to snuff her drooling head out a long time ago. Or, about the Homosexuals who are about to change the face of marriage as we know it. But I digress.

And when Bush surrounded himself with "yes men" so he had no alternate opinion (and thus thought WMDs were a 'slam dunk') that was BRILLIANT. That's just what they've done at the big mortgage corporations like Countrywide. See, Bush is a great business leader, too. Maybe he'll manage my 401 K?

Outing Plame: anothe stroke of genius. The wire tapping program: get those terrorists! Keeping people in prison with no hope of a trial: THEY ARE TERRORISTS not people! Hello! Dunking them so they think they are drowning -- I call that 'information seeking' and "shower". Pansies.

Oh, and let's not forget the care we give our vets when they return home (if they are not shipped right back out again). ("You wanna kill yourself? No? Good, on the plane you go, good luck to ya!) It was only ONE building at Walter Reed that had rats, bugs and mold. Geeze. Suck it up. Waiting list for medical benefits? Only half year or so, not bad, not bad. We treat our vets RIGHT.

I could go on, but we all know Bush is the dude we want to have a beer with. Yeah, that's gonna happen! Just the other day, I had a call on my answering machine that was an "unavailable" number! It was W, I know it, calling me for that beer.

I'm COMMIN' GW, I'm COMMIN! Don't eat all the burgers!

(This is the last in a three part series. I just couldn't help myself. And, for all those of you who say "Bush hater, sooo 2007" I wrote this installment. It's dedicated to you, enjoy!)"

Comments (Page 4)
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on Nov 27, 2007
Am I missing how that ties in with a prix fix price menu for oil?
on Nov 27, 2007
Am I missing how that ties in with a prix fix price menu for oil?


there are only two sources of the soft non polluting coal in the world southern utah and indonisia.


so if your going to talk about people from other countries helping presidents get reelected.
on Nov 28, 2007
There is a map of the middle east.
How exactly would the US put pressure on Iran in a scenario where Saddam is still there?
So removing Saddam has been a big positive for the United States. If you remove the emotions from the equation and look at it in pure, cold, geopolitical realities, the Iraq invasion has been extremely successful.
Whether one AGREES that we should have gone into Iraq or not on moral, ethical, or legal grounds or not is a totally different discussion.
A non-invaded Iraq would have meant that Iran would have a totally free hand because nobody could, logistically, do anything to them and we would still have Iraq there as well.
Now, personally, I don't consider Iran our problem. If the EU and such aren't willing to step up, then that's their problem. I don't see any rationale for the US to do anything -- precisely because the US already has a very good position in the region -- Iraq.
If we didn't have Iraq, then my opinion would be more like "we're screwed in the long run" and by we, I mean the human race.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Iraq-War-Map.png

Here is a link for a man of the invasion of Iraq in 2003, this is not counting the attack coming from the Iraqi Kurdistan, which was somewhat major.

If no attack would have been commited on Iraq in 2003, a three-way attack from the north of Iraq/Turkey, the Gulf (with Kuwait as launching point) and Afghanistan would have been possible anyway.

The Iraqi Army have been no treath whatsoever against the highly-trained and equiped U.S. military, as I am sure that, right now, Iran cannot stand ground to ground in a conventional war against U.S.A., outside a regular invasion, which required a lot of manpower. The U.S. Army is not, have never been an army of invasion. It is an army made to beat the other country, not conquer it.

A non-invaded Iraq would have meant that Iran knew it would face America at the height of it's power. Both military (full infantry power) and politicly (America lost a lot of sympathy created by 9/11 because of what was largely perceived as an unjustified invasion)

When I look in a non-emotive way at the situation, I see that the USA won.. 'bout nothing. Ok, not nothing, but it lost much more than it gained. Seriously, you lost support in the EU. You allowed Iran to radicalise, and your regular U.S. trooper is spending 60% of it's active duty outshore, which is dangerously high. And to think about the psychological treath faced by these soldiers when they will finally return, I do not dare.
on Nov 28, 2007

I would agree with you, except the Bush family has very close ties to Saudi Arabia. It's no secret the Saudis pressured OPEC on behalf of Bush to get oil prices down right before his last election, when it was becomming a hot button issue.

Again, as I say, no more than any other president.  Clinton took credit for similar pressure, and was known to crow about how he was such good friends with the Shieks.  They dont like Bush more than Clinton, they just like the American protection most of all.

on Nov 28, 2007

A non-invaded Iraq would have meant that Iran knew it would face America at the height of it's power. Both military (full infantry power) and politicly (America lost a lot of sympathy created by 9/11 because of what was largely perceived as an unjustified invasion)

First, Iran was already radicalized (yes, that can be blamed on America too - in 1978), so that argument is not really relevant.

Second, before, during and after Iraq, Iran was thumbing its nose at both the UN and the US.  So how did we lose leverage with them?  Or even the rest of the world have any leverage with them?

And Third, Iran knows that its punishment does not require a single boot on the ground, and thus Iraq is not detracting anything from that threat.  They also think they know (and may be right) that the US does not have the stomach to use the necessary means to reign them in, and that is why they have been thumbing their nose, before, during and after.

As for the respect of the EU?  I guess that hurts a lot.  Like it hurt in 1939.  But then that respect magically re-appeared in 1942.  I wonder why???????

(Zoomba, where did you put those sarcasm tags?)

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