A Washington, DC press photographer vents about the political wranglings in our Nation's Capital.
I have been convinced I am wrong (last in a three part series)
Published on November 23, 2007 By joe-pro-photographer In Politics
I repent! I am on my knees! (Mind out of the gutter). I have been convinced. I see the light! I have sinned! Forgive me, please, forgive me!

Bush is a great man. He is the finest example of a leader I've ever seen. Let's start from the start, even before W was elected. He knew he was incompetent on foreign policy, so he enlisted the help of a top, unbiased expert in the field: the ambassador of Saudi Arabia. Yes, he got private tutoring sessions from the Ambassador, and was quickly brought up to speed on all things international. No, I really don't think this has anything to do with the climbing gas prices. That's because of Hurricane Katrina! Boy, are you wacked.

Then, after elected, 9/11 changed the face of the earth. We were attacked, so Bush went after the terrorists (well, at first, anyway). Then he did something very brave, indeed, he waged a TWO FRONT WAR. Afghanistan and Iraq. How ballsy is that? Yeee Ha! Then, just to be extra smart, he put Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary. Now, I know, Rummy has gotten a lot of flack for his snowflakes, but still. He whipped the DOD right into shape, didn't he? Let's hear it for "small, tactical forces" instead of "overwhelming victory". And who needs the Joint Chief of Staffs as an independent voice, anyway? They're just a bunch of old generals. Rummy's approach to them was a stroke of genius.

Oh, I know, Powell (that little wimp) wanted a full -fledge, drown them with guns so they can't pop up again, assault. But that dissenter soon got his come-upance. Yup, Bush fired his no good ass and replaced him with Rice. She's really an independent thinker, now, isn't she!

Then, just for good measure, he told the American People we must invade Iraq because SH was going to bomb us at any minute! WE MUST FIGHT THEM THERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM HERE. THEY HAVE YELLOW CAKE! DOOM IS IMMINENT! That nasty SH, I know, let's have a policy of debathication so we don't have any leaders at all left in Iraq and we'll have exhiles run the country -- even though they have no support of the population. That's true forward thinking. That's thinking outside the box.

So then the war is over, and Bush declared victory. "Mission Accomplished". Wow, in short order, too. I'm really glad he kept the casualty numbers (of Iraq civilians) top secret, we don't need to know that stuff, same with the ever rising number of violent incidents in the following months (and years). I wanted to hear about Terri Schaivo and that murdering husband who tried to snuff her drooling head out a long time ago. Or, about the Homosexuals who are about to change the face of marriage as we know it. But I digress.

And when Bush surrounded himself with "yes men" so he had no alternate opinion (and thus thought WMDs were a 'slam dunk') that was BRILLIANT. That's just what they've done at the big mortgage corporations like Countrywide. See, Bush is a great business leader, too. Maybe he'll manage my 401 K?

Outing Plame: anothe stroke of genius. The wire tapping program: get those terrorists! Keeping people in prison with no hope of a trial: THEY ARE TERRORISTS not people! Hello! Dunking them so they think they are drowning -- I call that 'information seeking' and "shower". Pansies.

Oh, and let's not forget the care we give our vets when they return home (if they are not shipped right back out again). ("You wanna kill yourself? No? Good, on the plane you go, good luck to ya!) It was only ONE building at Walter Reed that had rats, bugs and mold. Geeze. Suck it up. Waiting list for medical benefits? Only half year or so, not bad, not bad. We treat our vets RIGHT.

I could go on, but we all know Bush is the dude we want to have a beer with. Yeah, that's gonna happen! Just the other day, I had a call on my answering machine that was an "unavailable" number! It was W, I know it, calling me for that beer.

I'm COMMIN' GW, I'm COMMIN! Don't eat all the burgers!

(This is the last in a three part series. I just couldn't help myself. And, for all those of you who say "Bush hater, sooo 2007" I wrote this installment. It's dedicated to you, enjoy!)"

Comments (Page 2)
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on Nov 24, 2007
Really? Who would that be, Carter? Clinton? I think American's (and China's) glutony caused the current oil prices. What do you drive? A hybred? An SUV? A 8 mpg Hummer? DEMAND is what is causing our current problems. What is it detroit has been churning out?


It's not about WHAT you drive, joe-pro, but HOW you drive. We drive a 99 Suburban because, well, they have yet to make an affordable hybrid that can carry 8 passengers. Our Suburban gets 20MPG, however, and it is our only vehicle (besides a gas guzzling hauling truck on which we've literally clocked about 100 miles in the last 6 months). We live 15 miles outside of town, and I rarely top 55mph to maximize fuel effiency. Compare that with a dual income family commuting 22 miles (which is about the average commute) and driving 2 40MPG vehicles, and our usage works out about the same.

However, it does not stop there. In three years at this address, our electricity bill has never topped $65 (and is usually in the $25-40 range), and our gas and water bills usually average about $100.

We're doing our part to conserve, and, contrary to what the pundits would have you believe, the type of car you drive is one SMALL part of being environmentally responsible.
on Nov 24, 2007
Oh, I agree with you. I really do. And while I talk a good game, I drive all over creation for work between three cities. So our carbon footprint is probably -- well, I don't know.

But my point remains. Higher demand for oil creates higher prices. BTW, read my latest post "Come all ye faithful"...I think you of all people will like it.

I gotta run (getting the evil eye) but I'll catch you later.
M
on Nov 24, 2007
Also, I GET PERSONAL EMAILS FROM AL GORE. I bet you don't. nah nah nah nah boo boo.
(ok, not personal, but they do say "Dear (insert first name)...)
on Nov 24, 2007
Also, I GET PERSONAL EMAILS FROM AL GORE. I bet you don't. nah nah nah nah boo boo.
(ok, not personal, but they do say "Dear (insert first name)...)


No, I just get personal emails from Ron Paul!

LOL!
on Nov 24, 2007
I GET PERSONAL EMAILS FROM AL GORE. I


No, I just get personal emails from Ron Paul!


so
on Nov 24, 2007
so


Get over it. He was joking, and I simply joked back.
on Nov 24, 2007
Get over it. He was joking, and I simply joked back.


and i wasn't
on Nov 24, 2007
and i wasn't


Yeah. I figured as much.
on Nov 24, 2007

Do you agree that, while the Iraqi invasion bringed some good out of something, either in America or in the Middle-East, the USA are less able to control Iran about it's nuclear project than they could have been, minus the Iraqi invasion?

And now, what do you think would have been the largest treath? A non-invaded Iraq under Saddam Hussein, or an Ayatolla-controled one that many country, at the time, agreed that it was developping the Atomic Bomb, as opposed to Iraq)

If Saddam hadn't been removed, there woul be no possibility of putting pressure on Iran.

There is a map of the middle east.

How exactly would the US put pressure on Iran in a scenario where Saddam is still there?

So removing Saddam has been a big positive for the United States.  If you remove the emotions from the equation and look at it in pure, cold, geopolitical realities, the Iraq invasion has been extremely successful.

Whether one AGREES that we should have gone into Iraq or not on moral, ethical, or legal grounds or not is a totally different discussion. 

A non-invaded Iraq would have meant that Iran would have a totally free hand because nobody could, logistically, do anything to them and we would still have Iraq there as well.

Now, personally, I don't consider Iran our problem. If the EU and such aren't willing to step up, then that's their problem. I don't see any rationale for the US to do anything -- precisely because the US already has a very good position in the region -- Iraq.

If we didn't have Iraq, then my opinion would be more like "we're screwed in the long run" and by we, I mean the human race.

on Nov 24, 2007

Stretching back a little ways, then, aren't we? You don't think our (and I mean the WORLD here,not just bad 'ol USA) gobbling up of oil has anything to do with it? What about supply and demand?

The reason oil prices are going up is not a mystery. China's imports of oil have skyrocketed.  It is, as you say, a matter of supply and demand.  There is only so much oil on the market and the demand has risen. http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ene_oil_con-energy-oil-consumption

The debate on oil prices is a good one because it's really an excellent opportunity to know who actually has a clue on the issue and who are the idiots.

Anyone who thinks that oil prices are being significantly affected by Iraq or Afghanistan is an idiot. But that is a good thing because I know I can ignore their opinions as I'll be able to just see their name on the comments section and say "Ah, idiot" and skip to the next comment.

10 years ago, China consumed hardly any oil.  Now, it consumes over 6 MILLION bbl's per day! And the US's consumption has continued to climb as well.  It's going to get much worse. By 2020, it is expected that China will use as much as the US.  The days of cheap gas are over.

 

on Nov 24, 2007
The reason oil prices are going up is not a mystery. China's imports of oil have skyrocketed. It is, as you say, a matter of supply and demand.


shh don't tell gene about china he thinks that the only country using oil is the USA and thus there is a glut of oil on the market.
on Nov 25, 2007
I'm hoping you are joking. So is kinda our point. all politicians (even the retired ones!) still play the game.

Oh, man, he wasn't joking. Daniel, lighten up. If this ain't fun it's just not worth doing. God knows we're only preaching to ourselves.
on Nov 25, 2007
Anyone who thinks that oil prices are being significantly affected by Iraq or Afghanistan is an idiot. But that is a good thing because I know I can ignore their opinions as I'll be able to just see their name on the comments section and say "Ah, idiot" and skip to the next comment.


You're funny. Funny LOOKING. Daniel, that was a joke. I feel now I must spell it out. And it was you who blamed Carter for the rising oil prices, unless I misread the thread.

Which is possible. Sigh. Everyone's ignoring my Christmas song. Guess I'll have to ask the chipmunks to do it.
on Nov 25, 2007
it was you who blamed Carter for the rising oil prices, unless I misread the thread.



no it was me.


i got that idea off the web.


the government tried to control the price of gas saying that the oil companies could only have so much profit off of the oil in the USA. this left the door open for unlimited profit from outside sources. i may not have this comletely right i am going by memory. but there is a link in one of genes threads to the source.
on Nov 25, 2007
Well, hmmm, this is not an area I'm up on. You have to shiver at the thought of government sticking their nose into price control, however, when you see Oil companies raping people during a crisis, you understand the thought process. I think an argument can also be made as a result of the lack of infrastructure support and heavy regulation of oil exploration/drilling. Though, I think it's not a bad thing to have that oversight. I side with the Dems on that. I do think that our ideals have conflicted, causing demand to outstrip production, driving up prices.

I also think it's a bad thing in the short term, but a good thing (perhaps) in the long term. I think the development of alternate fuels (such as wind) (I just saw a report on a AIR powered car, 0 emmissions, being developed in France -- let's call it the 'freedom mobile')is the key, and with the rising oil prices alternate energy is being developed for market at an unprecedented rate.

That said, I can afford to take a long term, pragmatic approach: I don't have to worry about if I can afford to heat my house, put gas in the tank to get to work, or other common issues. I just saw a study where the rising gas prices disproportianately affect the middle and lower classes over the highest income earners. Not that I earn tons, but I have other sources, currently, that keep my worries low. So, I can preach lofty ideals.

It's very different for the average joe, I suspect. And this administratin seems to give lip service to high fuel prices but does little by way of action.
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