A Washington, DC press photographer vents about the political wranglings in our Nation's Capital.
I have been convinced I am wrong (last in a three part series)
Published on November 23, 2007 By joe-pro-photographer In Politics
I repent! I am on my knees! (Mind out of the gutter). I have been convinced. I see the light! I have sinned! Forgive me, please, forgive me!

Bush is a great man. He is the finest example of a leader I've ever seen. Let's start from the start, even before W was elected. He knew he was incompetent on foreign policy, so he enlisted the help of a top, unbiased expert in the field: the ambassador of Saudi Arabia. Yes, he got private tutoring sessions from the Ambassador, and was quickly brought up to speed on all things international. No, I really don't think this has anything to do with the climbing gas prices. That's because of Hurricane Katrina! Boy, are you wacked.

Then, after elected, 9/11 changed the face of the earth. We were attacked, so Bush went after the terrorists (well, at first, anyway). Then he did something very brave, indeed, he waged a TWO FRONT WAR. Afghanistan and Iraq. How ballsy is that? Yeee Ha! Then, just to be extra smart, he put Rumsfeld as Defense Secretary. Now, I know, Rummy has gotten a lot of flack for his snowflakes, but still. He whipped the DOD right into shape, didn't he? Let's hear it for "small, tactical forces" instead of "overwhelming victory". And who needs the Joint Chief of Staffs as an independent voice, anyway? They're just a bunch of old generals. Rummy's approach to them was a stroke of genius.

Oh, I know, Powell (that little wimp) wanted a full -fledge, drown them with guns so they can't pop up again, assault. But that dissenter soon got his come-upance. Yup, Bush fired his no good ass and replaced him with Rice. She's really an independent thinker, now, isn't she!

Then, just for good measure, he told the American People we must invade Iraq because SH was going to bomb us at any minute! WE MUST FIGHT THEM THERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM HERE. THEY HAVE YELLOW CAKE! DOOM IS IMMINENT! That nasty SH, I know, let's have a policy of debathication so we don't have any leaders at all left in Iraq and we'll have exhiles run the country -- even though they have no support of the population. That's true forward thinking. That's thinking outside the box.

So then the war is over, and Bush declared victory. "Mission Accomplished". Wow, in short order, too. I'm really glad he kept the casualty numbers (of Iraq civilians) top secret, we don't need to know that stuff, same with the ever rising number of violent incidents in the following months (and years). I wanted to hear about Terri Schaivo and that murdering husband who tried to snuff her drooling head out a long time ago. Or, about the Homosexuals who are about to change the face of marriage as we know it. But I digress.

And when Bush surrounded himself with "yes men" so he had no alternate opinion (and thus thought WMDs were a 'slam dunk') that was BRILLIANT. That's just what they've done at the big mortgage corporations like Countrywide. See, Bush is a great business leader, too. Maybe he'll manage my 401 K?

Outing Plame: anothe stroke of genius. The wire tapping program: get those terrorists! Keeping people in prison with no hope of a trial: THEY ARE TERRORISTS not people! Hello! Dunking them so they think they are drowning -- I call that 'information seeking' and "shower". Pansies.

Oh, and let's not forget the care we give our vets when they return home (if they are not shipped right back out again). ("You wanna kill yourself? No? Good, on the plane you go, good luck to ya!) It was only ONE building at Walter Reed that had rats, bugs and mold. Geeze. Suck it up. Waiting list for medical benefits? Only half year or so, not bad, not bad. We treat our vets RIGHT.

I could go on, but we all know Bush is the dude we want to have a beer with. Yeah, that's gonna happen! Just the other day, I had a call on my answering machine that was an "unavailable" number! It was W, I know it, calling me for that beer.

I'm COMMIN' GW, I'm COMMIN! Don't eat all the burgers!

(This is the last in a three part series. I just couldn't help myself. And, for all those of you who say "Bush hater, sooo 2007" I wrote this installment. It's dedicated to you, enjoy!)"

Comments (Page 3)
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on Nov 25, 2007
(I just saw a report on a AIR powered car, 0 emmissions, being developed in France -- let's call it the 'freedom mobile')


the only way it is 0 emmissions is if you hand pump it. otherwise what little electric is probable being powered by a coal or oil power station in the usa.
on Nov 25, 2007
actually, no. It uses compressed air. It comes in two models, a hybred similar to the Prius and a 0 emmissions vehicle running on compressed air. Now, obviously, the air must be compressed (ie, if it comes from a commercial compressor to fill it up, which plugs in, or cylinders, which need filled somehow) - - but the car itself is 0 emmissions.

To split hairs about how the cylinders are filled, at this juncture, seems a bit extreme. Pehaps the electric generated to fill the cylinders come from a wind harvest farm? What then? Or a solar field.

Solar is also coming a long way (and still has a long way to go). A solar tower in Spain can power a small town. Give it 20 years, and I think the argument will change. 20 years ago, huge solar panels were needed to fill a flash light battery.
on Nov 25, 2007

In the mid-term, I think solar power combined with plug-in hybrids are going to be the way.

They have recently started production of extremely cheap solar panels that can practically be painted on.  One can imagine most new construction in 20 years being coated with the nano-solar cells they're producing.

Then, our plugin-hybrid cars can get their juice from the house via solar panels. 

It won't eliminate green house gasses -- the cars won't be 100% emission free and houses won't be totally off the grid (which in the US means coal) and we'll still have natural gas usage. But it would mean a pretty dramatic decrease in our use of fossil fuels.

on Nov 25, 2007
How totally cool is that? I've seen that research, too. We have to start someplace to get to the finish line.
on Nov 25, 2007
They have recently started production of extremely cheap solar panels that can practically be painted on. One can imagine most new construction in 20 years being coated with the nano-solar cells they're producing.
Then, our plugin-hybrid cars can get their juice from the house via solar panels.



why not from their own paint job.
on Nov 25, 2007
the only way it is 0 emmissions is if you hand pump it. otherwise what little electric is probable being powered by a coal or oil power station in the usa.


well, actually, the French engineer managed to create some sort of an hybrid. You compress the air while using the regular engine, and when the air tank is full, you run on compressed air.

You can last 600 miles on a single tank. Nice, eh?
on Nov 25, 2007
Yup. However, in fairness, my prius goes about 500 on a tank of gas (at least on the highway). My thought is though, that in 10 years my Prius will be seen as a gas guzzler.

For the record, I love it. We've gotten off subject, though, but it's nice to talk about something other than Bushy boy.

Where I live there is a controversy surrounding wind power. I'm fairly left of center on this, though, I say build the little buggers I think they are cool looking. But my neighbors disagree and I see their points.
M
on Nov 26, 2007

As for oil, I am no economist. But I know this: it is in W's interest (and the lobbyists who support him) to keep price up. He is strangely silent on the issue and has shown no leadership. It's bad when Venezuela can out manuever him politically on this issue.

May I go off on a tangent?  I am an economist.

The high oil prices are only in the best interest of one interest group.  AL Gore and Crew.  And the reason is simple and why neither you nor I drive a Rolls.  Higher prices means less consuming and searches for alternative energy sources.  It is not in the interest of oil companies (or their shills) to keep the prices up for the very reasons the GW faith does want it.  They will lose customers and markets.

The shill of Oil Prices, Oil Men and Bush is just that - a shill.  If the oil companies were actually running things, then the price would be below $70/barrell (just below) as that would be high enough to reap some great profits, but too low to make other energy alternatives financially viable - and would not be a cause of conservation (the GW faith would always want that - but they would not practice it and neither would the rest of the people).

Back to your regularly scheduled shrub adulation.

on Nov 26, 2007
That sounds coherent, not shrill.
I suspect, though, a monster got away from the oil companies, stomping around the room and making everyone miserable. Now, I suspect, they don't know quite what to do: now you see BP advertising green. Still, fortunes are currently being made and in the short term, CEO's are lining their pockets. The real crazys are the Coal companies andvertising they are the green wave of the future. Members of my family who died of black lung may have had some issue with that -- just a guess.

What ,of course ,could happen is the same as the housing market. Are we seeing a bubble in oil prices? It's an interesting idea. Fear and perception drive oil prices as much as anything (or so it seems) -- what was driving the housing market? And, I'd agree with you even more except It seems the oil companies always seem to have some reason to raise gas prices during, say, Labor day, and give some confoluted explanation about ghosts in Costa Rica as the justification.

To the average joe, in this case me, it seems like they ain't to worried about the long term, the little money hungry gluttons. And like most gluttons, I think what you're saying is: they better watch out for diabetes.
on Nov 26, 2007

Are we seeing a bubble in oil prices?

That is the billion dollar question (as in if you can accurately answer it - you can make your fortune!).  I dont think so - at least not yet.  The demand pressure is too high and instead of the Oil companies - I think OPEC are the ones lining their pockets and thinking short term - keeping them up there.  IN reality, oil companies have less control over the supply than OPEC does.  And they are the ones really reaping the big bucks (the Oil companies get some of the dough - but still have to pay OPEC).

With the Global Warming crew hot to trot, Arabs buying half billion dollar planes for their pleasure, and Chavez buying friends, I dont think any of them thinking past today.

on Nov 26, 2007
and what influence do you think OPEC places on the Bush administration, if any?
on Nov 26, 2007
and what influence do you think OPEC places on the Bush administration, if any?


none


opec is trying to punish us for backing isreal
on Nov 27, 2007

and what influence do you think OPEC places on the Bush administration, if any?

About the same as on any US President. Remember, Politics have friends of commonality, not true friends.  Only when the interests of 2 countries intersect are they friends.  OPEC (with the exception of Chavez) could care less if Hillary was in office over Bush I or II.

on Nov 27, 2007
I would agree with you, except the Bush family has very close ties to Saudi Arabia. It's no secret the Saudis pressured OPEC on behalf of Bush to get oil prices down right before his last election, when it was becomming a hot button issue.

The Saudi ambassador even took credit for the increased OPEC production (and thus lower prices) in a letter to Bush (probably, no doubt, expecting to capitalize on the favor in the future).
on Nov 27, 2007
and Indonesia payed Clinton to close down that soft coal mine in Utah.
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