Oh come all ye faithful,
Joyous and triumphant!
Oh, come ye Democrats, fresh from a win.

Never mind we can't seem
to get anything done,
Nancy Pelosi is GOD
Nancy Pelosi is GOD!
N A N C Y P E L O S I IS A G O D.

Oh, come all ye faithful,
Let's support Hillary
She's gonna win
she's gonna win
so just accept that.

Oh come all ye faithful,
Obama has a bad name.
It sounds like Osama
so we can make fun of him!

What else can we say? What else can we say?
He has no experience and did drugs,
So.. we.. make.. fun.. of.. his.. name.

Oh come all ye faithful,
Giuliani is our man!
Giuliani is our man!
Just remember 9/11. Remember 9/11!
Well, of course He has some little problems But remember 9/11 or you
are.. a ..pig..!
Remember 9/11!

Oh come all ye faithful,
Mitt Romney is a true conservative
Mitt Romney is a true conservative
Even if he thinks you can have 10 wives.

Oh come all ye faithful,
Let's vote for the actor!
Let's vote for the actor!
He's just like Reagan except his wife doesn't have a big head.

Oh, come all ye faithful,
There is always John McCain,
Always John McCain,
He's shown he is loyal --
Perhaps to a fault.

Fall on your knees! Fall on our knees!
It's time to repent and prey or...
Par rump pum pum pum,
On our bum. Rum pum pum pum.

(Ok, so I mixed songs. sue me)